Hidden paths

I'm kinda out of it the past few days. Excuse the seemingly dragging-on of storyline :{

*shudder* Words cannot describe my hatred for the creator of this planet. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME, YOU GREEN-TOPPED, BROWNISH-YELLOW-BOTTOMED FREAK!
Heeeey... another path. Woulda been nice to explore that door, but hey... exploring is exploring.
*hop* Aaaand, if memory serves me correctly... back on Zebes, the funky hidden paths tended to lead to missiles and powerups!
And all I've gotta say is... Metroid-thingy damn well better put out in that respect, or what I plan to do to her will make what I plan to do to Kraid look like hugs and kisses!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.