The real Kraid




Ahh... back to normal... or as normal as Kraid gets. Why didn't he do that before you ask? Why, I ask in return? :P

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Oh my GOD! RIDLEY! HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU ALIVE?!? IS IT REALLY YOU???
Kraid! Long time, no see. Why in the hell are you so... red?
I asked first! Are you Ridley?
Yeah, well answer me first anyway. Are you Kraid, or some kinda weird, funky, red mutation-clone or something?
......
*shake* *shake* *crack* *shake* *flip* *shake* *flit*
THERE! Now... WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD? Wait... are you a ghost? ARE YOU?!?
...That was THE most disgusting thing I've ever had happen to me.
Please don't do that in my bar ever again. Ever.





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.