Back to the beginning

When in doubt... find a memory that both people remember, and take it from there.

Three minutes of sweeping, and seven hours of airing later...
Oh merciful god, the more the skin was disturbed, the worse the smell got. If it lasted ANY longer, I would have torched the place.
Pfft, freaks. It smelled good.
Yeah, maybe that's because you grew up with that horrendous smell.
Yeah, whatever, enough of that. Ridley! Story! Now! ...Also booze please.
You got money?
Yes. Yes I do.
One booze later
Ok, so where should I start. Oh, I know... how about from when you FRIGGIN' ABANDONED ME SHORTLY AFTER WE GOT ON ZR388?!?
Umm... that... doesn't sound quite like... umm... reality.
Why don't you start from when you guys made clay statues of yourselves. That was just before Geruta killed you.
...Nnnnot ringing' a bell. You remember ZR388?
Then I'm starting there.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.