Blame the cheapass
Well, she DOES demand free booze from Ridley.
So... should I take it your name is Samus, or is this some funky "woah, my almost-twin" type situation that happens by blind coincidence?
Nnnnope, its Samus. You?
Yep. And... Ridley, I take it? Alive and whatnot, not a ghost and soforth?
Yep, Ridley. And no. Why does everyone keep thinking I'm dead?!?
Ok, well then... Samus... man it feels so weird to say that... assuming you're me, then I think we both know why everything is so screwed up.
Cheapass... I mean Metroid-thingy.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.