Taking the long route

Several minutes later
*grumble* *growl*
10 more minutes later
Oh holy hell, what is taking so bloody LONG?!? I could have changed in and out of that thing like... half a dozen times by this point. And I should know... that's ME over there!
Another 20 minutes later
Oh holy god, where the hell is that bitch? Or... umm... awesome girl. DAMNIT! How the hell do I insult her without insulting myself?!? But seriously, this crap is starting to smell REAAAAAALLY bad here.
*gasp* *pant* I'm out here.
Where the hell did you go?!?
Like hell I was walking through that and let it slurp into my boots. I climbed up the slide and found a way back to the front of the bar.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.