The magic word




It helps when he's not knocked unconcious :P

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Seriously... what kind of evil, sadistic creature would dig a maze THIS massive in the middle of nowhere. It's almost as if it was made purely to torment and torture... wait... never mind... I'm sure it's Metroid-thingy's doing.
And what does it take to get some GODDAMN BOOZE?!?
*thoom*
*thoom*
*thoom*
*thoom*
*thoom*
*thoom*
*thoom*
*thoom*
*thoom*
...What the hell is that noise?
*CRUNCH*
Did someone sexily mentino the "B" word?
Oh god... I'm both glad you showed up... yet regret that you did at the same time.





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.