You GOTTA protect the pogs. That's just non-negotiable :P

*pant* *fume* *gasp* *pant*
Ok Ridley... take it easy. Deeeeep breaths. Theeeere ya go... easy does it. Don't go having a brain aneurism on us here.
Yeah, losing the bartender... again... would kinda suck.
*misery* *gasp*
Now think for a minute... stole my suit... I go and trap them... what else CAN be done?
Exactly... violent, unfathomable torturing of the Metroids, of course!
Ok... well, I DO quite hate Metroids. This almost sounds like it has some vague form of potential somewhere.
Metroids are jerks.
*sigh*... We know Kraid, we know.
But that still doesn't explain why you crammed them into MY room, of all places.
I couldn't risk my pogs with Metroids... OBVIOUSLY!
...When I get booze again, you're paying triple the price for a month.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.