WOOH! Comic 900. Only a scant 100 more to go until the big 1k.

Six Ophelia-gullet-pointy-things later...
Ow... that REALLY hurt. Wasn't that a little overkill to get my attention? Like seriously... ow! I'm going to have a headache for like... a week here.
You snapped and became a broken record. Since your usual method of bringing someone back from insanity... booze... is gone, I decided to go in a different direction... pain.
Ok, fine, but can you explain THAT?
Uhh, which part... the pile of bricks and pogs, or the broken pog?
How about both... and maybe also why I have an aftertaste of Zeela when I burp.
Well, you were stunned from hearing the Metroids were in your pog room, so we made you eat bricks, pogs, and enemies. I snapped a pog to wake you up, but you snapped again. Seriously... get help.
Well, at least I'll always have a little bit of pog and Samus inside of me.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.