An acceptable answer

It helps to have a complete monopoly on the market.

But anyway... petty annoyances aside, I'm still not going to cram up about this.
And I don't serve pesky, troublesome people who ask annoying questions.
I accept that response, but ONLY on the grounds that you have the only deep-fryer around. It's not like you even have booze any more in here.
I'm working on that.
That doesn't hurt either.
...Lil' help?
Not if your life depended on it... and I hope it does.
You brought this on yourself.
I know.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.