No other subjects

One cleaned suit later...
Well, THAT was unpleasant. From now on, you're only allowed to talk about a subject that I first approve.
So a subject... like pogs?
No. GOD no.
So then... how about pogs?
I said no!
What about pogs?
No, no, goddamnit NO!!!
Look, just come up with something else. SURELY even YOU can think of more than one subject over the course of your life.
Well, I DID get this really cool poster from Metroid-thingy I could talk...
So hey, how about them pogs?

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.