Not a one-man job

Some things just shouldn't need to be said.

So now I just have to... umm... I just need... dang. Well, this could be a bit trickier than expected.
What the hell is taking so long!
Well, last time I was in this predicament, it was Samus that smashed my jar and hoisted me back onto my base supports. I'm on my own this time.
Now just give me a minute... I may have an idea here.
Uhh, I'm in a bit of a jam here. Could you maybe... lift me upright or something?
Oh, you have GOT to be shitting me. Why sure, I'll just spontaneously grow 5000 times stronger, and lift your gargantuan ass up nice and easily.
I kinda figured it would be self-explanatory that you would get others to help.
Oh... right.
Please hurry.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
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