When in doubt, use brute force

She's got bad memories of being on her side.

...m others. Don't harm others. Don't harm others. d...
Ok, this is starting to get REALLY annoying. It's time to end this the only way I know how.
What's that? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of you being MASHED INTO THE GROUND!
Why, that sounds different than what you've been repeating for what seems like a friggin' DECADE! Now why would that be, hmm?
Ok... ok... you win. Just... hop your fat ass off of me!
That's what I thought.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.