Strong glass

Approximately 50 meters away
Whah was tha?
I mean... well... no, still damnit.
Re-remin me to squish thah guy.
Yeah, whatever. Man, you look like shit. *clink*
HEY! Doan break my jar.
*clink* *plink*
I feel like I'd puke, if I had an orifice through which to puke, and had injested something pukable.
Ugh. Well anyway, there's no way you'll last another go.
Well... was Crocomire Hunter crushed at least?
Oh, hell no. We dragged him out of the way long beforehand. We like him, remember?
Crikey, it hurts so bad!
If it makes you feel any better, he didn't really like the dragging part.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.