Drinks and a show

Awesome! Time to... wait... where's Samus?
Hell if I know. She buggered off a while ago. No clue if she's near or far. Just drink away those fear.
Although that green guy over there is a bit of a wild-card. I don't really know what he'll do sober, let alone drunk off his ass. He's a Space Pirate and listens to me for the most part... but I don't know about when he's hammered.
WOOH! Holy god damn, thah shtuff has... has KICK to it!
So yeah... bit of a toss-up, but he's pretty wasted, so I wouldn't be too worried.
ALIENSH! I gotsh... *hic* gotsh to killsh da ALIENSH. Shtop blurring yoursh- *hic*
*bzam* *bzam*
Eh, wouldn't worry about it. He tried to attack, but shot his own leg. Twice.
Shtop fighting back! *hic* I'll shoot you agai-*hic*
And I think we now have drinking entertainment.
Break out the booze!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.