Just kidding

You can't go through life without being a bit of a dick every now and then :P

RIDLEY! Word on the street is that you have booze again! Confirm for me that good news that we all want to hear.
Damnit, AGAIN?!? Why does everyone keep thinking that?
Umm... say what?
I have a BRUISE! I was yelling earlier that Kraid was screwing around and gave me a BRUISE, and some idiot went off saying we have alcohol again.
...You're shitting me.
Oh for the love of... GUYS! FALSE ALARM! We've got a rumour-spreader to find and lynch. Yeah, no... he's still bone-dry.
Naaaah, I'm just screwing with you guys. Get your asses back in here and get drunk.
Damnit, don't DO that!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.