Brunch is served. After a quick deep-fry, of course.

So, what are the odds that you have some kind of water... or anything that I could use to try to dilute the alcohol from my system?
Well, I've got... more booze. Drink up!
I think I'll pass.
But no, I've gotta clear my head. I've REALLY got to get back to researching Samus, and see-
Ugh... man, was that some party. How you holding up there, Jim? Jim? Jimmy? Wake up, man.
C'mon Jimmy... stay away from the light! Snap out of it Jimmy! Oh god... I think he might be... oh no! JIMMY!!!
Y'know what, I think I'll just go outside, vomit at the thought, and clear my head.
Eh, suit yourself.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.