Not the fondest memories
Perhaps you remember when poor Ridley met that same fate.
Well, spit it out, how'd it happen? Details man, I need details!
I'd actually rather not relive those memories, thanks.
It's kinda hard to give details...
Oh thank god.
But I can give as much as I can.
Damn it all to hell!
I couldn't really give any visual descriptions either... all this took place when the planet was paused.
That would explain how you even managed to pull it off in the first place. I spent most of that time sneaking more booze into my glass.
Oh, suck it up, you charge too much for this as is.
So anyway... on with the crikeying. And boy, was it EVER a crikeying! Why, she's so big, there was almost more body than I could crikey! Almost.
Y'know what, screw this, I'll come back when you're done.
Yeah, whatever, get on with it!
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.