Bah, stupid guys, chasing me out of my own bar with stories that I REALLY don't need to frickin' hear. Maybe I should just go back and ban the conversation under penalty of sobriety. Or may-
OH SWEET MERCIFUL SPAGHETTI MONSTER, THAT'S... THAT'S... OH MOTHER OF PEARL!
DUDE MAN! WHY DID YOU TELL THEM THAT PART! WHY?!?!?
WHY? WHY?!? WHY DID YOU DESCRIBE THAT TO US?!? AND DID YOU HAVE TO MIMIC THE SOUND?!?
I DID NOT NEED TO RELIVE THAT SOUND CROC-BOY! I THINK MY PUKE JUST PUKED!
On the plus side, there's a distinct possibility that they've already been punished.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.