Can't be THAT bad

So Croc-boy, whatcha having? What're the options, Ridley?
We've got Rum, Scotch, Vodka, Tequila, Rye, Gin, and I'm sure I can improvise some other distilled things if I need.
Umm, actually you guys are getting WAY too excited about this for my likings. Uhh... what's the LEAST alcoholic thing you've got?
*sigh* Fine, water.
Rum it is!
I dunno, I heard Tequila.
I distinctly heard him say Gin.
Well clearly the most logical solution is to mix all of those together.
I don't like where this is going.
Don't worry, we'll dilute it with Vodka.

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