The valley of the shadow of death
A braver Zoomer, there is none.
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Minutes later
Oh god... oh god... so close... so very, very close. I saw into the chasm... but all that was there... was eternity.
Hey, take it easy man. You've seen things that would kill a lesser being.
You've done things no sane creature should ever endure. Here, have a drink on the hou-... half-... 10 percent off.
*sniff* Thanks. Just... just give me a minute. My legs are shaking so bad...
No problem, no problemfullpriceagainin20seconds... just relax it's all over now. You're safe in here.
I saw into the afterlife in there. But there was no bright light... only darkness lay within. I don't think I entirely escaped. My soul feels... incomplete.
Oh, stop exaggerating already. The rope held. And I'm relatively certain I didn't steal part of your soul.
YOUR TONGUE TRIED TO WRAP AROUND MY LEG AND DRAG ME INTO THE ABYSS!
And I already said I'm sorry, GEEZE!
So... hilarious...
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.
