An acceptable offer

Well really, what's he gonna do... turn it down?

Not long after...
So... are you ready to tell me that 'you need me now more than ever' yet?
If you even REMOTELY value your face, you will get me OUT of this hidden pit, or I will turn your skull into a fine, red, horribly charred paste!
Aaaallrighty then, looks like I'll take that instead.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.