Always been there aka: Post-Mexico strip 1

So for those of you confused, I was just on a 5-day vacation for my brother's destination wedding at the Grand Riviera Princess resort off the gulf of Mexico. It was absolutely phenominal. I didn't myself buy a sombrero, but I did buy a fedora, which I really like and enjoy wearing now:

Added thanks to Sepharos for the idea for the strip. He's been batting the idea of a sombrero at me for a while now, so I'm glad I was finally able to use it.

Man, I'm getting kinda turned around here. I don't remember there being so damn many hidden pits last time we found Mother Brain.
Can't help much there, I was crap with directions back then, and I'm crap now.
HAH! You say that aga... where in the hell did THAT come from?!?
Huh? Where'd what come from?
That stupid giant hat! What the hell ELSE would I be talking about?
I dunno... wasn't I always wearing it or something?
No. No you were NOT always wearing it.
It feels kinda comfortable. No, I think I've always worn this thing on my head.
WOOH! That implies that you pay attention to how I look!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.