A cruel taunting

Gotta give Samus credit for being able to turn anything around such that it somehow hurts Kraid.

Aww, c'mon Samus... gimme the x-ray thing. C'mon. Samus. Samus! You don't even like it! It's totally made for me! I bet it was put here SPECIFICALLY for me! C'm-
No, no, no, you're an idiot, no, no, no, and you're SUCH an idiot.
-on, c'mon, please, please, please?
*turn* KRAID! SHUT UP! Ok, fine, FINE! Tell you what... I'll trade you this x-ray vision... for the high jump.
......Ahhh, THERE'S the look of utter disappointment that tells me it finally sank in.
DAMNIT! SAMUS! I don't know how to remove it! It's not a... thing... on me. I just DO it. Samus! Help! I wanna trade! I WANNA TRAAAAAAADE!
Yep, juuuuust let me know when you're ready to give me high jump, and we'll trade.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.