Nightmare scope

Oh, come on Samus. I'm no more a demon monster than I usually am. No wait, I'm not a demon at all. OR a monster. Well, kinda not a monster, maybe. What the hell did you see?
I saw... you. I saw ALL of you.
So... a good thing then.
Please never smile ever again. Ever.
Awww... but I LIKE to smile. Well screw you, I'll smile when I want.
Ugh, whatever, I'll just avoid looking at you like I always try to do. Let's just get the hell out of here already.
But you still never said what the item was.
*jump* I want to say it's a viewing portal to a nightmare world, but I think it's just a useless x-ray vision of some sort.
DAMNIT! Give it back!
Ummm... no.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.