Not all that smart

Yo, Kraid, two questions for you. Was that not the weirdest damned thing Metroid-thingy has ever done? And secondly, how in the hell did you actually get hit by missiles?
Ugh. One, yes. And two, it's like you said, there was friggin' nowhere to go in here.
Nowhere to... THERE'S EVERYWHERE TO GO! Anywhere in a full half of the ROOM would have been safe!
...Oh, yeah. I guess I could have jumped on the ledge or something. Dang, never thought of that one.
You're idiocy astounds me yet again, and earned you missiles.
Yeah, I know.

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