What the hell again?!?

This came to mind suddenly for a Christmas comic, and I just couldn't pass it up.

*stand* *flutter*
Ok, well get up, and let's get a move on. Just give up on trying to remove your stupid item, so we can fina-
*poof* *poof* *poof* *poof* *poof*
*clap* *clap*
*poof* *poof* *poof* *poof* *poof*
Ok, serio-
*poof* *poof*
Samus, what the hell is going on?
I don't know whether to be annoyed or scared, that's what's going on.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.