A horrifying concept

Hey... hey Samus...
Ugh, it's bad enough that I have to put up with hearing you abll up since it's just too damn useful to never do, but do I HAVE to listen to you go on about it? What, what do you want?
I was just thinkin'
Y'know that x-ray looking thingy you got? You should totally try looking at me with that WHILE I'm in ball form!
HAH! Yeah I'm go- oh... oh god. Oh GOD NO! Oh sweet jesus, I thought you were going to say something stupid. That's just HORRIFYING!
WHY?!? WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT?!? I honestly think I might be traumatized just from having contemplated the CONCEPT of it!
Or what about WHILE I'm balling up?
WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING?!? AAAUUGH! Well... that's over. I can never use this power ever again.
Well, except if I'm not around.
But I want you to tel me what I look liiiiiiike!
DEATH FIRST! I'm only glad that I thought it was stupid to begin with.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.