Because seriously, what minions DON'T hate her?
Ok, well I've spent infinitely too much time screwing around here...
That's what she s-
Shutup Kraid... so I don't care if you walk, roll, or grapple your way, let's get the hell out of here and find Mother Brain already. She's a giant brain, it can't be THAT hard.
I dunno Samus... she IS a big brain. That means she should be able to think of a really good hiding spot, and truck us, an-
Yo, hold that thought a second.
Yo, Floaty McGee.
The name is actuall Ste-
Yeah, yeah, look, we're gonna go kill Mother Brain. Assuming you enjoy living, you wanna give us a shove in the right direction?
Oh HEEEEELLS yeah! Not be killed by Samus, AND get rid of the minion-crusher? You might as well tell me I just won free booze at Ridley's!
Or maybe just a ride down the slide, but awesome, yeah, let's get this show on the road.
Or it could be stupidly easy, that's an option too.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.