Shouldn't have asked

Hey, this could be taken completely innocently.

Ok, well... what item drop do you have?
Really? Why, so you can kill me if I happen to have a missile refill?
Ugh, saw THAT coming a mile away. No, I won't kill you... well, probably not. But seriously, you know what MY item drop is, I deserve to know yours.
You really wanna know?
YES, just tell me!
NOTHING! I HAVE NOTHING, because SOME asshole decided to kill me off a long while back and COLLECT the item I once had!
Oh, right... THAT whole thing.
Yeah, don't worry about it, you're too sexy to hate. Why else would I have a poster of you?
...To completely ignore by any chance?

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.