But is it better

Of course that's going to happen. Like Ridley's gonna let that opportunity slip past.

The minions... the pogs... the minion-generators will be working overtime!

Well, not really. I put a cap on that pretty early. When do they start re-generating again? When the people waiting have gotten bored and buggered off, kinda like the respawning in ZR388.

Oh, the pogs to be named.

Wonder what Croc-boy's spelling.

I feel invigorated. I don't know why. I'm back to hunting for an office job. Threw my resume around, had a meeting with a few people, nobody's hiring. Trying to get back into customs brokerage again. I know a fair amount about it, enjoyed the work when I did it, and in all reality, global trade is going to be one of the more important industries in the future, in some manner or another.

You guys keep going on about the bar here. Wasn't there bars over there too?
Yeah, we checked 'em out. Do you have any idea what they charge?!?
...Melinda, Ferdinand...
Well, not really. Kabutroid REALLY didn't like it when I started to tunnel my way out.
I've been taking notes.
Like... literally. Pages of them.
47 pages thus far.
Oh, but I am.
But was the booze better?
Ooohh, good question. See, THIS girl knows her priorities. Mine will always be superior.
I coudln't even tell the difference.

Basically everything is property of Nintendo, who I'm hoping still let me keep doing my thing. It's a parody. And free. Did I mention they're awesome too?
Comics, ideas, etc, etc owned by me, blah, blah, legal crap. Look, just don't be a jerk, and it's all good. I'm pretty easygoing, and really don't care all that much... just don't go impersonating me and we're cool.