This place is awesome

Zebeth has been gone for too long. This requires change. If you are confused, months and months have gone by, and everone has long since been taught how to leave the emulator and enter the real world, so to speak.

And so ZEBETH IS RETURNING, with new highly-irregularly scheduled comics!

Today, they return to the emulator.

Err... or rather, Samus returns to the emulator. Clearly, the others more or less wandered back pretty much immediately.

Or at the BARE minimum, went to orientation so they could receive the well-detailed demonstration as to how the system works. Who skips orientations for things, honestly? It's like... half an hour or whatever, and then you're not flying blind. Just take the extra effort, yo. It exists for YOUR benefit.

But anyway, minor derailing aside, I'm bringing back Zebeth. I've been pondering in my head how to go about redesigning the site, since the vertical comic layout CLEARLY doesn't work with the rest. I'm thinking I'll have the text running along the right, beside the comic, which will hopefully just squish underneath the comic when viewed on a mobile device. One way or the other, I'll get this place looking a little bit better. Been way to whiny on here lately, let's get some storytelling happening.

Ages later
Damnit Dogmeat, I'm trying to stealth! Stop just rushing in-
Hey Metroid-thingy, question. Where's Kraid, or Croc-boy, or anyone really?
What? Probably in the emulator, that's where they are like... 90% of the time.
Wait, you can go back IN?
And THIS is why you don't skip orientation.
*arf* *arf*
So... do I just like... go to the computer...
You didn't even OPEN the orientation package, did you? FINE, I'll help, UNLIKE Dogmeat there!
*minigun fire*
WOOH, THIS PLACE IS AWESOME! I can't believe Samus hasn't logged back in yet!
I know, right? MORE FOR US!
...Erica, Demitri, Otis...

Basically everything is property of Nintendo, who I'm hoping still let me keep doing my thing. It's a parody. And free. Did I mention they're awesome too?
Comics, ideas, etc, etc owned by me, blah, blah, legal crap. Look, just don't be a jerk, and it's all good. I'm pretty easygoing, and really don't care all that much... just don't go impersonating me and we're cool.