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Lean and mean... well, mean anyway

He soon turned to a life of crime.
Gimme your money or eat stomach-spike.
That's when I adopted the little fella.
How in the hell did you sneak up on me?!?
I trained him to be a ruthless killing machine.
Kill him quickly.
Can do.
That's when things started to fall apart.
Why do you always lock me in that room?
To guard it.
Who the hell would go down there?
Just guard it damnit!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.