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Samus' worst nightmare

Ok, Kraid gets a little over-friendly when drunk. Perhaps Samus should take note of this and gather a mess of missiles should Kraid get into the Whiskey again.

So this planet's called 'Zebeth'?
And Samus... she's cool?
Oh yeah... harmless.
1 hour later
... so I says 'Metroids are jerks', and everybody laughs.
No we didn't.
2 hours later
Just pour it into my mouth!
I think he's hosed.
No 'think' about it.
20 minutes later
Ya know Samus, that suit looks hot. Let me help you out of...
Oh dear god help me Ridley!
I'll leave you two alone.
Damn you to hell!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.