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You have a sick mind

Yes... you have a sick mind, you twisted freak. What did you expect? Honestly!

Oh Samus...
Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhhh!
Try that again and I'll heave another mess of cinderblocks at you.
...hhhuuggghh! Owwww...
But can't shou shee that I love you?
You're sloshed... and give me back my sleeve.
Oh, fine.
You never loved me anyway.
No! No I did not. You are correct.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.