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Bad timing, Ridley...

Ridley, we're here to get hammered again. Ready the vodka!
Up for another night of orgasmic, sexual fun, huh?
What? Wasn't that funny
Waste my drinkin' time will ya? Plenty more rocks where THAT came from.
Suck brick!
throw whip
Ow, hey, OW! Can't you... ow... take a... OW!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.