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... and physical torture

DAMN! That's GOTTA hurt! Ah well... the better to avoid them running away.

Several minutes later
Aw man... now what?
You're screwed, that's what.
We could stuff him through.
Nah... he'd fly away on the other side.
Uhh, no I wouldn't.
Oohh, here's an idea. LEt's break his arm off.
Damnit, stop whining.
Weak willed, that's what he is.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.