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Not quite separated from the family

Now THERE's a healthy first memory... that of eating your mangled siblings. Yum.

I wondered where my siblings were when I emerged from my egg.
Where the hell are they?
It turns out that since I was the last egg to fall, I crushed them all, saving only my own egg.
Ah hell.
However, I was hungry, so I ate what was left of their shattered, underdeveloped corpses.
And then... I saw something that changed my future forever.
This better be good.
Oh, it is, it is...

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.