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The plot sickens

Trust me... this mini-storyline doesn't end the way you think it will. I said trust me damnit!

You see, after eating my next of kin, I continued through the sewers, searching for any sign of life.
Damn I'm lonely.
At this point, I found four mutant, almost teenage turtles... dressed as ninjas.
Oh come on now!
Just listen damnit!
Groovy, a lizard!
I promptly ate them.
However, they seem to have contained a vile substance... let's call it "mutogen" for the sake of storytelling.
Just lemme finish... there's only 3 frames worth left.
My poor stomach.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.