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Samus loses it

She may not have many missiles, but what she does have is probably going to hurt a hell of a lot anyway. And you think Samus is going to stop after they run out? Hell no. She'll just get innovative.

*sniff* my boots... my beautiful high-jump boots... why?
Oh come on now.
Besides, you have bombs, missiles, and can ball up. I had nothing.
B-but... my high-jump... *sniff*
Oh come on. This NEVER would have happened if you let me get some of the missiles.
You want missiles? I'll GIVE you missiles!
fwoosh fwoosh

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.