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Ahh, Kraid... let's see if his previous contact with various enemies when he worked for Mother Brain will get him outta this situation...

Well, the Metroid is probably the better of the two evils.
I'd kick you if my legs weren't in excruciating pain right now.
At least I can reason with a Metroid.
Ok... umm... Metroid... if you're within earshot, I'd like to have a quiet chat, and possibly reason with you.
Or failing that, you can let me wander on my merry way and not drain my life-energy from my soon-to-be dry, powdery corpse that you'll leave me as afterwards.
Reasoning it is then...
Squee Squee!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.