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Pfft, weak stomach.

Oh come on... it's not THAT bad.
I mean... if the deep-fryer hadn't killed them, I probably would have.
Oh, real smoother Samus.
Think of it this way... the deep-fryers's fast and painless, whereas I kill things slowly and painfully.
... but NEITHER of those...
Actually, it's the other way around. Y'see, you kill as much as is humanly possible as fast as you can.
Oh, and I suppose THAT was smooth.
It was worth it to prove you wrong.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.