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Everybody wants some

How deep can a joke be driven into the ground? Oh, if I wanted to, I could drive that point harder and faster into... umm... ok, I'm just going to stop now...

One explanation later
Wow... who woulda thought of THIS idea?
Well, Ridley for one.
Ahh, the source of Ridley's wood I think.
Heh heh heh.
Oh grow up.
...need... air...
I mean seriously... it's just a lot of wood.
Oh man... it just gets better and better.
Quiet... move and lemme get a little wood.
Please kill me...
Oh come on... I just want some fucking wood.
Oh, shut the fuck up already.
... anyone?

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.