Ya almost got to read a book on how Zeebitite's "do it". Consider yourself lucky.
Several Zeebetites later
So uhh... why'd you lose the jar?
You know how freakin' heavy that damn thing is?
What if I attack you?
Look, you could have killed me a half-dozen times alone when I was on my side. You could have impaled me with that Zeebetite for all it needed.
Where do those things come from anyway?
Crikey, I've got me an idea. I'll make me a book on the strange and wonderful mating rituals of the Zeebetite!
Oh god no...
WHAT!?! LIKE HELL THAT'LL EXIST! DON'T MAKE ME PURGE YOU FROM THE SYSTEM!
What the hell? Did I just hear Kabutroid scream?
Metroid-thingy later, kill hated enemies now.
Ok, let's do this thing.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.