Attempt 1: Blitz
Let's see... person who has unquestionable, highly trained knowledge of bricks and rocks combined with someone who has the knowledge and ability to build a bar. Hmm... that might make for a strong wall.
But where would they have run off to?
Pfft, easy one. What do both Kraid and Ridley have in common around here?
TO THE BAR!
Ok, so since I'm not exactly built for speed, you rush in and gun the hell out of 'em.
Fast, simple, efficient. I love it.
Ok, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
*pow* *bvwee* *ka-click*
God DAMN that sounded painful.
Sure glad we built that safety wall.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.