Attempt 2: Deception
I dunno... I wish I had more room in each frame... specifically the last one.
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1 hour later
Chozo delivery!
What the... you order a Chozo statue?
Not offhand.
Who's it for?
Uhh, it says it's for a... Kraid?
Since when can I use Chozo-statue items?
Ever since you stole my high-jump, you thieving bastard!!! OPEN THE DOOR!
Shh... you'll give it away...
Uhh... I'll pass. Send it back.
Damnit! You said it'd work!
It would have if you hadn't started SCREAMING OBSCENITIES!
Do I still get paid?
Piss off.
Righto.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.