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Paranoid losses

Strip 386: Paranoid losses

Added note... in Metroid 2, this particular "S" item stood for "Spazer". I have no clue what the actual definition of that word is, but it essentially split your shot into three mini-plasma beams that kinda spread out a bit.

And lo, there was much rampaging...
*flee* Oh GOD, it's in the SPINE!!!
And destruction...
Damnit, there's still room for one more.
*hop* On it.
And item-finding...
"S"?!? What the hell does "S" stand for? I've never heard of that one.
"Super-beam" maybe?
But then again, there's lots of paranoia too
A buck says it stands for "stupid" or "sucker" or something like that. The day I trust Metroid thingy on her "play planet" is the day I sleep with you.
YES! No wait... awww...

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by -me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.