Saying too much
Dig up Samus, dig up!
And if you don't understand that "dig up" statement... just move on. I'm not bothering to explain.
So technically if you think about it... I saved your lives.
So wait a minute... does that mean we owe him our...
We have no way of knowing if our lives were forfeit anyway. After all, I AM trained in killing Metroids. I could have, nay, WOULD have won.
...keeping in mind that this is STRICTLY hypothetically speaking of course...
I'm too scared to even wet myself.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.