Metroids are jerks v.3
It appears Samus may actually have a weakness. And hey, look, it's being exploited. And she might have a Metroid-fetish, but that's only rumour.
BAHAHAHA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! She's in love the the jerks!
GYAHAHA! Can anyone say "closet jerklover"?
Hey, I'm right here!
Now, c'mon Samus, don't be ashamed. Everyone has a fetish that they're scared to tell others.
Ok, it's time we end this now.
I'm going to turn your brains into a wall mural, and I don't know if I'll stop until...
*sigh* Why me?
Ok, y'know what? Screw you guys. I hope you all die. *click*
Aww, come back. I miss you already.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.