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Wall-crawler extraordinaire

Feck off Spiderman, we've upgraded.

And so they continued...
Hey Samus, I'll race ya!
Stop bending like that, it's creeping me the hell out.
... deeper and deeper into the caverns.
Ooohh... LOTSA food. Doesn't it look delicious Samus?
Yes, fine, yummy, whatever, just eat the damn rock.
Until finally...
Hey, could we speed it up up there? We're getting tired of seeing your ass all the time!
Then you should have gone ahead back at the start.
Ah, hell, she's right
... the surface was reached.
Crikey, but that's a tall wall.
AHAHAHAHAHA! So long, suckers!
NO! Come back my Samus!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.