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Now... what's another word for "claw"?

The program name here was parodied in Shades of Defiance.

Note: My reference to CLLAW was actually Tallon FTP, not Tallon IV. Weird, strange fact.

CrocHunt.obj 20041222 05:08
Dessgeeg.obj 20041222 05:08
Kabutrd.god 20041222 05:08
Kraid.obj 20041222 05:08
MetQueen.obj 20041222 05:08
Samus.obj 20041222 05:08
Well... I can honestly say that this was unexpected. Where's this?
THIS... is midway to you being the hell out of my happy place!
-Remote Site - /var/www/html/playplanet/zr388/playplanet/zr388
Crikey... she really has a playplanet! I wonder what else is in there.
Zebeth!!! What the hell ELSE do you think I have?
You just better not re-corrupt me again.
CLLAW_FTP version IV
Local System - C:\
Oh, you don't have to worry about THAT. I've got version FOUR of the FTP now. They finally got rid of that "if int(rnd * 1000) = 8 then corruptfile" command line. Seriously... I have no clue why that was there to begin with.
But seriously... I want you all the hell off my playplanet as soon as humanly possible, so clam up for a second.
Awww... but in here I'm just as slim and good-looking as Samus is.
Oh GOD no! The sheer THOUGHT of that makes me want to vomit in revulsion.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.